Bumper Stickers to get you chuckling

A friend sent me these when I was feeling a little down. Worked a charm. They make me laugh every time! Please share yours :)

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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He is Lost?
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